zeldathemes
Madness Is Like Gravity
My name is Dallas.
My blog is about all things Doctor Who, Supernatural, Horror, DC(mostly Batman and Joker) Marvel, Anime, Video Games, Harry Potter, Game Of Thrones, anything Horror and whatever I like to post. :D
I am a Slytherin and bannerman to Houses Martell and Greyjoy


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littlelarrylover:

darkthoughtsbrightdays:

cerezsis:

whethervane:

genalikestoons:

katimus:

captainassbutt:

idc how much you hate twilight her dad is awesome

Yeah, basically Twilight would be so much cooler without Bella and Edward.

Dude, can you imagine if Twilight was just about Charlie Swan, finding out that his best friend is a werewolf, and the town doctor he’s trusted for years is a vampire? And then he helps them stop the vampires that are murdering everyone?? THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.
Bella can stay in Arizona.

Oh hell, I would read that.



Charlie Swan: Vampire Slayer

littlelarrylover:

darkthoughtsbrightdays:

cerezsis:

whethervane:

genalikestoons:

katimus:

captainassbutt:

idc how much you hate twilight her dad is awesome

Yeah, basically Twilight would be so much cooler without Bella and Edward.

Dude, can you imagine if Twilight was just about Charlie Swan, finding out that his best friend is a werewolf, and the town doctor he’s trusted for years is a vampire? And then he helps them stop the vampires that are murdering everyone?? THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

Bella can stay in Arizona.

Oh hell, I would read that.

Charlie Swan: Vampire Slayer

  #Twilight    #If Only    #Movies    #If Twilight were good  

mswhich:

brennacedria:

anondracomalfoy:

Uhm no, let’s talk about why Neville Longbottom is a beautiful character and why I wish more people admired him.

  • Neville Longbottom came from an emotionally abusive home; he was constantly made to feel as though he was not only good enough for Gryffindor, but to be called his parents’ son, either. Even Minerva McGonagall noticed this, for she made a statement towards the end of the series that she was going to contact Neville’s grandmother in regards to the things she’d said about her grandson and his Transfiguration grades.
  • Neville’s family thought he was a Squib, and there’s plenty of insinuation that his family was embarrassed and almost ashamed of this, given the multiple occasions where they tried to force Neville to show signs of magic (occasions that were extremely risky to his own damn life, thank you very much). It was only discovered that he possessed magical abilities when one of his family members dangled him outside a window.
  • Neville was the butt of many jokes; even more so than this, really. For most of the series, so many people failed to take him seriously. It was more than just Draco Malfoy and his gang of Slytherin friends picking on Neville—even members of his own House seemed to turn him into a laughing stock. Harry and Ron joined in on this occasion more than once; particularly in the fourth book when Ron cracked some joke about how no one would ever want to go to the Yule Ball with Neville, and Harry chimed in and laughed.
  • As if that wasn’t enough, Neville also had to endure bullying from one of his teachers. This experience was so severely detrimental to the young boy’s character and already low self-confidence that said teacher became his boggart. His greatest fear was a professor who humiliated and embarrassed him multiple times throughout the course of a week.
  • Neville literally had to sit through a class explaining Unforgivable Curses without being able to vent to anyone his own age about how much it bothered him because of his own parents.
  • NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO SIGN UP FOR DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY. I REPEAT: NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM WAS ONE OF THE FIRST TO SIGN UP FOR DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY. This is huge! You have this kid who everyone thinks is clumsy and ridiculous and who no one really takes seriously willingly offering himself up to a student-led organization dedicated to practicing defensive spells.
  • Neville’s parents will probably never remember who he is, and yet he goes to visit them and pockets the wrappers his mother gives him because they’re probably the only gifts he’ll receive from her.
  • Neville’s proud to be his parents’ kid and damn it he loves them so much even though they can’t remember who he is. He’s living through all this pain of knowing that his parents are physically there but mentally vacant, and that is heart-breaking.
  • Neville was tortured by the same woman who tortured his parents to insanity and mocked him about it the entire time.
  • Neville essentially spent his final year at Hogwarts being a bad ass and rallying up a resistance. Who still thinks that Neville’s a simpering lil boy who just forget stuff and is no better than a Squib?? Anyone? WELL THEN LISTEN UP.
  • NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM STOOD IN FRONT OF LORD VOLDEMORT AKA THE DARK LORD AKA THE SCARIEST DARK WIZARD OF ALL TIME AKA THE WIZARD YOU DON’T WANNA FUCK WITH AND TOLD HIM THAT HE WOULD JOIN HIM ONLY WHEN HELL FROZE OVER.
  • LITTLE CLUMSY, INTROVERTED NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM SAID THIS TO LORD VOLDEMORT.
  • Neville Longbottom also destroyed a Horcrux?? Using the Sword of Gryffindor?? Which only true Gryffindors can do??
  • NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM IS AMAZING WHY HAVE WE NOT BUILT STATUES FOR HIM?
  • Seriously though Neville blossomed into this beautiful character and I think there should be like a shrine to him in every city idek.

What’s the saying? That by choosing Harry that night in Godric’s Hollow, Voldemort inadvertently chose Neville to lead armies against him?

Neville is like the Sam Gamgee of the Harry Potter films. If you look superficially, you think he’s a sidekick. But actually he is the linchpin on which the story hinges. Harry (and Frodo) had a great task thrust upon them, through no real fault or choice of their own. Both showed a certain amount of bravery, and both could have just run away and tried to hide in a hole but didn’t, so that’s good, but the point is that neither of them really signed up for this job.

Neville, however (and Sam Gamgee) made a very deliberate choice: I will stand. I will not falter. I am in this until the end. Nobody is forcing me to be here and nobody even asked me to be here, but I am here and I will do this job until it is done. 

Without Sam, there is no Frodo. Without Neville, there is no Harry. They are the real heroes of these stories, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.

  #Harry Potter    #Neville Longbottom  

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

  #Me  

3x09 // 7x22

  #Buffy The Vampire Slayer  

heyfunniest:

How to remove a tooth like a boss [video]

  #Important  

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jaclcfrost:

i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to- oh. oh shit. i didn’t mean to knock that over. i underestimated my wingspan. shit. i’m so sorry

castiel

image

  #Supernatural    #Castiel  

leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr Part 3

Part 1: x
Part 2: x

  #Tumblr    #Australia  

leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr Part 2

Part 1: x
Part 3: x

  #Tumblr    #Australia  

leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr are the best

Part 2: x
Part 3: x

  #Tumblr    #Australia  
black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]

clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

  #Marvel    #The Avengers    #Hawkeye    #Black Widow  
mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

  #Lions    #Hippos    #Animals  
lilprince:

littlehipstervickers:

fullelvenalchemist:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time. 

You’re back!

My favourite post on tumblr

lilprince:

littlehipstervickers:

fullelvenalchemist:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time. 

You’re back!

My favourite post on tumblr

  #Lions    #Animals  
nose-nippin-fun:

((This is it. This is Rise of the Guardians.))

nose-nippin-fun:

((This is it. This is Rise of the Guardians.))

  #Tumblr    #Rise Of The Guardians    #Dreamworks  

ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME.

  #Ask Post    #Do not like or reblog until you ask me  

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

  #Harry Potter    #Headcanons